Why are Russian guys so hot (also, why does google image searching the term “russian guys” bring up pictures of SNL’s Rachel Dratch? Um, wat)? This guy in particular is just… incredible. I think that at some point during his VirtuaGuy HD striptease, I fell in love. Specifically, between photos #3 and #9, it turned from “oh he’s kinda cute” to “holy shit biggest crush ever” ♥!!! He’s like a younger, Russian mashup between Daniel Craig and a guy that I casually date around 5 years ago… both very hot men, in my opinion, and Alexi here may have both of them beat. So, yeah, do want, very badly =X

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I’ll admit it: after years of reading tons of in-jokes on ONTD, I gave in and downloaded the Twilight series to my Kindle (somehow, it seems much less damning if I only got it in digital form)… and to be honest, at times I even enjoyed it (okay, pretty much only when it was talking about the La Push werewolves – with the exception of the Sookie Stackhouse books, I don’t really think that the vampire genre – much less the terrible, dumbed-down vampire genre – is my thing) even if it sort of made me brain feel like it was exploding, or something. Whatever, all this is to say that there’s like a 99% chance that the gay parody porno version – cleverly called Twinklight – will be about a billion times better than its inspiration. Read on for the flick’s summary!

In this highly anticipated feature film Billa plays an innocent twink searching for a new beginning. What he finds is the dark and dangerous world of vampires; an erotic and cryptic society filled with fucking and blood sucking. Billa spirals deeper into the underworld as he falls for the forbidden but irresistible Edmund, a strong and powerful vampire. Twinklight is a dramatic and graphic expose on the secrets, horrors and sexual fantasies of vampires. Watch as these young and deadly monsters take whatever pleasures they desire, reveling in a world of unrestrained gratification and hardcore twink fucking. Watch for more feature films from the new vampire saga Twinklight!

Click the thumbnail below to launch the trailer – be forewarned, though: even if you’re a decided non-fan of vampires (like yours truly), you’ll be surprised by how hot this looks!

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It’s time to cater to the all the gay-loving comic book nerds out there again! Although, unlike my last superhero yaoi update, I don’t think that these are real characters, just ones that have been invented by Gay Comics. The blonde guy reminds me of Booster Gold, though, and the villain is like an awesome, mustachioed blend of Nightcrawler and Deadpool, costume-wise. If I’m wrong and these are bonafide characters from some series out there, let me know in the comments, please! Other than that, just sit back and enjoy their brawling-cum-blowjobs!

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Though he may not be the titular character in The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, it’s pretty obvious to anyone who has watched the anime or read the light novels and manga that the main character of the series is its sarcastic narrator, Kyon. Because of this, we’re lucky enough to be privy to all the interactions and conversations he has with fellow SOS Brigade member (and eternally-smiling esper) Itsuki Koizumi. They’re starting to show the hints in the anime adaptation, but for those of us who read the books, it’s practically considered canon (I mean, this is official art) that Koizumi really, really likes Kyon. Koizumi has even gone so far as to tell Kyon that if Haruhi changed everything, the person he would miss the most would be Kyon, and he wouldn’t be satisfied with their simple friendship. Let’s hope that Kyon quits being so oblivious and finally realizes exactly what Koizumi’s been trying to tell him, and soon, so that maybe scenes like the ones in this gallery will become canon!

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So this guy from Fratmen.TV is called Jacob, and he looks eerily like the guy that I lusted after all during highschool. Same face shape, same olive skin tone, same slightly curly hair and crooked smile… honestly, the only thing all that different is his eyes. My old crush had these insanely blue eyes that were almost hard to look at (I know that sounds weird, but I can’t really explain it – I’d say piercing, but they weren’t cold, just very… intense) that somehow gave him a slightly different look. And I never saw that guy naked, since by the time he decided to pursue me wholeheartedly, I’d already moved on to my next crush – I had a bit of what you could call ‘dating ADD’ back then, haha. I saw him again a few years ago, and from the way he looked at me, he probably would’ve been down to let me see him just as up close and personal as our dear Jacob here, but the spark was gone for me. Ah well. Enough with my walk down memory lane – for those of you who are currently thinking that I was insane to let a guy who looked like Jacob get away, you can get a taste of the real thing at Fratmen.TV, so quit judging me and go look at the rest of his pix & videos there, okay??

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If you dig men in uniform, you’re gonna love this yaoi series from Gay Asian Anime. It’s called “Under Cock Arrest” and it chronicles the sexual adventures of police officers Ren and Katsu, who work very CLOSELY together to fight against criminal behavior in their prefecture! This particular episode features their boss, Mr. Nakamura, a hard-working and tough cop who seems to have a bit of a soft spot for gay threesomes… which is awesome, because he’s totally cute. In the last panel, he actually reminds me of Tohru Adachi from Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 in a way, with the messy tie and the adorable expression. And we all know what Adachi and his partner Dojima were really doing when they told Souji and Nanako that they were “working late”… but that’s neither here nor there. Bottom line is, I really like this series from Gay Asian Anime, and I hope that you will, too!

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So, here it is. My first official gallery for Splooji Dot Com… and aside from my yaoi site, Tales Of Gay, this is my first real foray into running a gay porn site. It should be fun, since I – like many girls – find gay guys super hot. I guess it’s sort of like how straight guys love lesbians, I don’t know… but whatever, I like what I like. I don’t really have a particular niche that I’m a fan of, so expect to see whatever strikes my fancy at the moment being featured on the main site… buuuut, if all the stuff from Twinks.com looks like this, you might have to get used to seeing a lot of this kinda thing! Well, it’s mostly that the brunette guy looks kiiinda like this guy that I used to know and have a total crush on. Yeah, I definitely went through an “awkward white boy” phase a few years ago! I would’ve eaten this guy right up, haha. His friend’s not bad, either, but I definitely prefer brunettes to blondes, sorry!

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